I PHONED Wakefield and District Housing (WDH) to report my toilet was leaking.
The man said ‘how many toilets have you got?’ and I said one.
He said ‘that’s not an emergency, put a bowl under the leak.’
We couldn’t put a bowl under, so we wrapped a towel round the bottom of the toilet.
Three weeks’ later, WDH turned up to the repair. The mind boggles.